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He was dressed in a black-and- white pepper suit with a shirt-front of bright orange.
He looked like Nelson Eddy.
Then he faced the class, glanced at his wrist watch and addressed me: "You must be Mr.
Chinaski?" I nodded.
You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time.
If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral." I was always quick with the mouth.
I would never learn.
My dear sir," said Mr.
Hamilton, "we have been listening to Gilbert and Sullivan in order to learn proper enunciation.
Please stand up." I stood up.
Now, please sing, Stick close to your desks and never go to sea and you'll always be the ruler of the Queens Navy." I stood there.
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